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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6325 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 254 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 170 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!