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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9435 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!