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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 467 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!