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Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	77	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	8733	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	362582

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Potions Brewed:	184
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Votes:	5755
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7906	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	6725	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	7724	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6601	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4