CraftyCanuckTradeDeal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Portal Odyssey 1.20.1

1.20.1, Chuubas, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, lig, Lumi ARG, odyssey, PIXEL, Portal, pyon, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vnug, VT, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, Vtubers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where Vtubers and Retro Games collide in the most epic way possible? Join our server for some crazy discussions and links to all your favorite Chuubas who love throwing it back to the good ol’ days of gaming!

We’ve got a Divegrass Team that will blow your mind with their skills and strategies. And don’t even get me started on the Lumi ARG – it’s like a puzzle that will have you questioning reality!

CraftyBFF Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, aita, anger, Best Friend, celebrate life, college acceptances, comparison, confusion, CraftyBFF, family, final decision, friend of 30 years, guardian, joy, Memories, Minecraft, personal issues, Rude, scholarship, Screenshots, Server, social media, supportive, Taylor Swift tickets, unsupportive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and Taylor Swift tickets!

Are you tired of boring old friends who don’t celebrate your daughter’s college acceptances? Look no further, because on our server, we hype up every single acceptance letter like it’s the most important thing in the world! Who needs a big family when you have us to share your joy with?

But beware, not everyone can handle the excitement of college admissions. Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of friendship as you navigate through screenshots, angry responses, and incredulous reactions. Will you come out on top, or will you be left questioning everything you thought you knew about your best friend?

And don’t forget about the Taylor Swift tickets! Sacrifice thousands of dollars just to spread some joy and create unforgettable memories. Who needs money when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime concert experience with your virtual pals?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft drama can provide. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

StrayKidSquadMC

aita, apartment, basement suite, blood relation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, detached garage, Expenses, family, financial agreement, living situation, long-term plan, parenting, responsibilities, stray kid, StrayKidSquadMC, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	919

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a man who never wanted a daughter but ended up with one anyway!

Picture this: a 14-year-old girl working at a corner store, catching the eye of a woman who just wanted a daughter. Next thing you know, she’s living with them and the husband is caught in the middle of it all. Will he cave and become a dad to this unexpected addition to the family? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the garage apartment vs. the basement suite, as the wife fights for the girl to stay in the main house. Who will come out victorious in this housing showdown? Join our server to find out!

And don’t miss out on the family drama that ensues when the husband refuses to pay for the girl’s expenses because she’s not blood. Will he be able to escape the wrath of both families and maintain his sanity? Only on our Minecraft server will you find out!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

Roommate’s Dog Perks Server

animal companionship, Benefits, canine companion, dog, dog ownership, dog responsibilities, furry friend, living with a dog, Perks, pet care, pet duties, pet love, pet ownership, pet perks, pet privileges, pet sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate benefits, roommate perks, roommates, Server, shared living

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	768
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

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Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	2555	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9037
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16