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ImpulseCraft: Popularity Quest

competitiveness, consumer behavior, DIGITAL GOODS, Gamers, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming habits, ImpulseCraft, impulsive purchases, in-game purchases, motivation, online gaming, peer pressure, player behavior, Popularity, Psychology, Quest, social competence, Social Interaction, Social Skills, virtual purchases

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	193
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can make all the impulsive in-game purchases your heart desires! be a part of our community where social skills are not required and competitiveness is encouraged!

we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Votes:	1155	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	521	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	116243	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	6689
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	117882	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	7913
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6726	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Emeralds Found:	920	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	2597
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	947	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mines Excavated:	4611
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	9005
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	1017
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Potions Brewed:	114
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1190	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10