CraftyCanuckTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3573
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	5257	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	5217	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Items Found:	3603	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9694	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	261	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9012
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8342
Farms Harvested:	587	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9094
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	72	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	75	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Star Shards Collected:	158
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	484
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4