hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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