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MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	9219	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	6634
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1439
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	138	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5973
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	701	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Animals Bred:	107	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3476
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Star Shards Collected:	85	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3901
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2