so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!