CraftyCancerJokesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	849813	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5622	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crops Grown:	4883	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Secret Passages Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	127
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	141
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	244	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Towns Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchantments Applied:	151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8