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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2475 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!