CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	5233
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	138
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	4614
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4350	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9629	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	15

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7610	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5164	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Votes:	466	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1034
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchantments Applied:	283
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7448
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net