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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8727 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!