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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1293 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!