Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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