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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!