Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 4785 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY