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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	109/900	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1