Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Runes Activated: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 2323
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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