Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Magic Items Found: 3374 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Star Shards Collected: 270
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6559 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Potions Brewed: 119
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Dimension Hops: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

    KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dream Breaker Server

    Dream Breaker Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

    and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

    so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 75 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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