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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3823	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Farms Harvested:	447	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	827	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	587788	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3246	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	727	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9053	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	5328
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mines Excavated:	3891	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	4044	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ores Mined:	7167
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	2383	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5545	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7