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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4548 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1028 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.