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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	124

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	347921	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Serenity server Minecraft

advice, Applications, Community, creativity, discord server, Gaming Community, gaming server, License, Mature Players, Minecraft, multiplayer, Owners, Projects, Serenity, small server, Vanilla Survival, Whitelist, whitelist application

In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

⚡ About the Serenity server

After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial topics, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender dynamics, identity politics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Race, race relations, racial dynamics, racism, Server, sexual preferences, social experiment, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, test

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

>Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Phantom Shark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s just the beginning of the wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. From limited edition Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch to AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our playlist of Gura songs that will have you grooving while you mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7563
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1