CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	301

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	8138
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	866	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	3727
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6952
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Gems Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	170
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	279	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	151	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.