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Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

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CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube and Twitch run by content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop. Known for his energetic and entertaining personality, CouRage has amassed a large following by playing a variety of popular video games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. With a focus on creating engaging and humorous content, CouRage Gaming has become a go-to destination for gaming enthusiasts looking for quality entertainment.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shojo Null Minecraft Server

action, Actual hair vents, Adventure, Anime, Cool (aesthetic), Decent plot, Endearing friendship, FANTASY, friendship, Gore, graphic novel, Human and cyborg friendship, love, Manga, Minecraft, Murderous cyborg, Mystery, null, Outrageous character designs, Sci Fi, Server, shojo, Shojo Null, Thriller

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

#youtube, collab, collaboration, Content Creation, cute, Entertainment, Fauna, Friends, funny, Gaming, hololive, Kronii, large group, Livestream, Minecraft, reaction, Setting, smp, spacebar, surprised, twitch, virtual community, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	4557	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

Americas, colonial, colonial administration, Colonialism, Colonization, colonization strategies, Conquest, Cultural differences, economic factors., English colonies, European empires, Exploration, Global influence, History, imperialism, indigenous populations, Minecraft, new world, political factors, Portuguese colonies, Server, Spanish colonies, Trade

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	3567	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

Adventure, DAUGHTER, Decision making, elon musk, Elon Musk’s daughter, Elons, emotional impact, expat life, family, international travel, LEAVING, Life decisions, lifestyle change, Minecraft, moving abroad, new beginnings, Opportunity cost, parenting, personal choice, Relocation, smp, Usa, worth it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HELLMIND server Minecraft

Achievements, adventure mode, Banking System, big shot, Business, city building, data pack, donation, HELLIMIND, hidden achievements, Long Term Projects, Minecraft, mini-community, Server, Server development., SimpleVoicechat mod, Survival, territory registration

More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1