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Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	244
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	1460

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Serenity server Minecraft

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In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

⚡ About the Serenity server

After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4836	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial topics, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender dynamics, identity politics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Race, race relations, racial dynamics, racism, Server, sexual preferences, social experiment, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, test

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4