CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9226	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Farms Harvested:	279
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Potions Brewed:	119
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8382
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Potions Brewed:	155	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	869337	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Emeralds Found:	2461	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9203
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	108568	Star Shards Collected:	64
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crops Grown:	9295
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	4250
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Players:	100/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41