CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	806
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4282
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3887
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2327	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	410186
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides!

CanalCraft, central america, Claim, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, fees, foreign policy, free, free transit, international relations, Maritime, panama, panama canal, RIDES, State Department, tolls, transit canal, Transportation, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	847	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Votes:	3536	Blood Moons Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!

Rocky Ride Survival

asteroid impact, catastrophe, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Event, extinction event, global impact, hill-sized, Humanity, impact simulation, natural disaster, next century, planetary defense, potential impact, Ride, risk assessment, Rocky, SIMULATIONS, space exploration, space rock, Survival, Survival Strategies, SURVIVE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6960

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here survivin hill-sized space rocks like it’s nbd. imagine u and ur homies building a bunker to protect u from dat apocalyptic shiz. we got mobs that are literally outta dis world, like alien creepers and zombie astronauts. u betta bring ur A game cuz dis server ain’t for the weak-hearted. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and unlock special powers. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to survive the end of the world, minecraft style!

What is the IP for Incognito Mode Minecraft Server?

incognito, Minecraft, Mode, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Incognito Mode is a privacy feature in web browsers that allows users to browse the internet without saving their browsing history and cookies. It is designed to provide users with a more secure and private browsing experience by preventing their online activities from being tracked or recorded. This feature is helpful for users who don’t want their browsing history to be stored or for those who want to keep their online activities private.

Supreme MC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Prison, Survival, Survival PVP Economy Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Prison Vanilla RPG Towny Hardcore Pixelmon Tekkit Hexxit Feed the Beast Agrarian Skies Hermitcraft Mindcrack SSP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7350	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join Supreme-MC, a semi-vanilla server that doesn’t need those goofy texture packs for swords. Just play!

supreme-mc.com

Players:	102/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Votes:	1457	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1