CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Emeralds Found:	6546	Love Letters Sent:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	1754
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	185	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	1835	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides!

CanalCraft, central america, Claim, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, fees, foreign policy, free, free transit, international relations, Maritime, panama, panama canal, RIDES, State Department, tolls, transit canal, Transportation, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	8101

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!

Rocky Ride Survival

asteroid impact, catastrophe, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Event, extinction event, global impact, hill-sized, Humanity, impact simulation, natural disaster, next century, planetary defense, potential impact, Ride, risk assessment, Rocky, SIMULATIONS, space exploration, space rock, Survival, Survival Strategies, SURVIVE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1015	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here survivin hill-sized space rocks like it’s nbd. imagine u and ur homies building a bunker to protect u from dat apocalyptic shiz. we got mobs that are literally outta dis world, like alien creepers and zombie astronauts. u betta bring ur A game cuz dis server ain’t for the weak-hearted. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and unlock special powers. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to survive the end of the world, minecraft style!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4045	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Chaos Gates Opened:	0