CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bat Flu Busters: Vampire vs Fruit

Bat, bat flu, Busters, flu, Fruit, fruit bats, H18N11, immune waning, intervention effects, rabies cull, seasonal pulses, Transmission, Vampire, Vampire bats, viral spread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Magic Items Found:	3428
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where vampire bats rule the land and spread bat flu like it’s nobody’s business. forget about fruit bats, these vampire bats are the real deal.

we’ve been studying them for 12 years and have discovered that they maintain bat flu (H18N11) through seasonal pulses and immune waning. but don’t worry, we’ve got it under control with a rabies cull that has halved transmission.

if you want to be part of a server where you can witness the effects of viral spread firsthand and maybe even become a bat flu expert, then this is the place for you. join us now and let the bat flu fun begin!

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8169
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3117
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	3051
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	2616
Crops Grown:	6965	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	305631	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	3069	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	1113
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	9345
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9619	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	277	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Players:	100/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3