CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	2660
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Star Shards Collected:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	1990
Dimension Hops:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7479	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4177
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	9498
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Towns Built:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Items Found:	8094	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2846	Villages Defended:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7695	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ores Mined:	6838

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	5852

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Star Shards Collected:	198	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Items Found:	5463	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4