CraftyArmenianAlliance | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchantments Applied:	183	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7688	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Emeralds Found:	7676	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	922
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3170
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	241	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	3202
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2124
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18