CraftyAnxietyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	6371	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8979	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2674	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	3649	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Farms Harvested:	495
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magic Items Found:	2192
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	6876
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	887560
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.