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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?