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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3805 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
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