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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8943 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
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