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QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	4985	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	86
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	8367
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2396
Ores Mined:	4624	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchantments Applied:	220
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1238
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2