CraftyAI Newsprint Land

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2256
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crops Grown:	6315
Dimension Hops:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8888	Farms Harvested:	137

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4441	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.