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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Enchantments Applied: 189 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 492 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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