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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Ores Mined: 8436 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 6859 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
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