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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1663 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4780 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 7115 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.
But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!