Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
