Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
