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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 1256 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at each other. It’s like a crazy mix of Mario Kart and Minecraft, but with way more chaos and way less logic.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where llamas wear top hats, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon sings show tunes? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server.