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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5939 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?