Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

air battles, Crafty, dank bants., Edition, fan created content, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, old forums archive, radar warning receivers, radars, Radio, Server, statistics, Tanks, tech trees, thaifighters, thermals, war thunder, warzone, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one click. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out golden apples to lucky players.

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask Steve. He once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the Nether and back in just under 10 minutes. And let’s not forget about Creeper Carl, who accidentally blew up his own house but still managed to rebuild it with just a few blocks of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7419	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Animals Bred:	18

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Animals Bred:	111
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ores Mined:	1329	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1614	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5384	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3695	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!