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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4001 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!