Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

1. Turntables, character 4. Office humor, classic line, classic TV moment, classic TV quote, comedic moment, comedy 8. Famous TV quote, comedy scene, Crafty, CREEPERS, dancing, famous line, famous quote, funny 5. Plot twist, funny moment, hilarious 7. Office quotes, humor, humor 6. Comedy gold, humor 9. Laugh out loud, iconic moment, iconic quote, iconic scene, iconic TV moment, iconic TV show, irony, meme, memorable quote, memorable TV moment, michael scott, Michael Scott quote 10. The Office meme, pop culture, popular quote, quote 2. Unexpected, Resist, Reversal, Sitcom, television, the office, turntables, TV comedy, TV humor, TV moment, TV show 3. Comedy, Twist, unexpected outcome, viral moment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Farms Harvested:	544	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3698	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Emeralds Found:	5696
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ores Mined:	720
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	3994	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	172	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Zombie Dances:	7

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3804
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Farms Harvested:	455	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8520	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3265
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mines Excavated:	2524	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
New Chunks Explored:	291234	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net