If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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