If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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